Wednesday 24 October, 2007

U think u know everything...

So You think you Know everything?. .......
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours!
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the backof the $5 bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps.
They don't appear until the child reaches2 to 6 years of age.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds.
Dogs only have about 10."Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line wouldnever end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend anaverage of 6 months waiting at red lights.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, orpurple.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament buildingis an American flag.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears neverstop growing.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and"lollipop" with your right.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.T
he cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel thatit burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a Chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses everyletter of the alphabet.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are readleft to right or right to left (palindromes) .
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous":tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels inorder: "abstemious" and "facetious.
"There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only onone row of the keyboard.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwiseit will digest itself............. .
Now you know everything.. ......... .

Love Proposal By a Software Eng.

Love Proposal by a Software Engineer"Just know that the love I have for youIs not to be put in a stack or queue
Like a variable in an infinite loopBe in my heart always and never stop
My heart is like a port, unread,and the love I have has only one thread
You are in my heart's RAM and not in the cacheSo if you won't respond, my heart will crash.
Like an application that is stand alone,I'm a programmer who earns a lot on my ownAnd my request is clear, without any encryptionAnd hope it is not void, that you return.
If Java can be linked with COr if e-mails can be sent for freeWhy on earth can't you and meFor the rest of our life time together be"

Funny SMs

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. ThenI wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .He saw me in dark, he created light .He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little starYou should know what you areAnd once you know what you areMental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass and flowers too.If rain makes all things beautifulWhy doesn't it rain on you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blueMonkeys like u should be kept in zoo.Don't feel so angry you will find me there tooNot in cage but laughing at you.