Funny SMs

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. ThenI wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .He saw me in dark, he created light .He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little starYou should know what you areAnd once you know what you areMental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass and flowers too.If rain makes all things beautifulWhy doesn't it rain on you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blueMonkeys like u should be kept in zoo.Don't feel so angry you will find me there tooNot in cage but laughing at you.